14 March 2017 Time to book my rail ticket to the UK Eastercon. The NewCon Press book launch for All Good Things: The Last SFX Visions is currently expected to be at 5pm on Good Friday. I'm also Rob Hansen's official representative at the BSFA Awards, where his THEN: Science Fiction Fandom in the UK: 1930-1980 is a nonfiction finalist. There are no plans for an Ansible Editions table in the dealers' room, but if anyone wants a printed copy of Then I could bring a small number for sale at the special Novacon prices: £16 trade paperback, £24 hardback. Please let me know by email if you'd like one.
27 February 2017 My promised nonfiction collection All Good Things: The Last SFX Visions, officially published by NewCon Press/Steel Quill on 21 April 2017, will indeed be launched at Eastercon and is already available for pre-order at the NewCon Press website. The cover is by regular column illustrator Andy Watt, from the SFX 250 instalment, and many more of Andy's cartoons are to be reprinted in the book. Besides the trade paperback with black-and-white interior art, there is to be a super luxury hardback with the illustrations in full colour.
19 February 2017 The BSFA Awards shortlist has been released and (wearing my Ansible Editions hat) I am of course delighted that Rob Hansen's THEN: Science Fiction Fandom in the UK: 1930-1980 appears in the nonfiction category.
17 February 2017 My final collection of Langford columns from SFX magazine is to be launched at Eastercon as a title in the Steel Quill nonfiction imprint of Ian Whates's NewCon Press. Besides the 2009-2016 columns it contains reviews and criticism published elsewhere in the same period, bringing the total to 100 pieces plus a new introduction.
1 February 2017 Despite being so short, February is a bonus month with two issues of Ansible. The usual coverage appears in Ansible 355 and – reviving the long-lost tradition of extra "half issues" – Ansible 355½ is devoted to Tom Shippey's funeral tribute to Peter Weston.
11 January 2017 January freebie at Ansible Editions: the first 48pp of Rob Hansen's history of UK fandom (including introductions and the entire 1930s section) can be downloaded without charge until the end of the month. Why, yes, this is indeed a naked attempt to influence BSFA Award voters in their choices for the nonfiction shortlist.
7 January 2017 Good news for Ansible Editions: Rob Hansen is on the longlist for the nonfiction category of the BSFA Awards with his monumental tome THEN: Science Fiction Fandom in the UK: 1930-1980.
1 January 2017 Happy New Year to all. The photo shows a mystical cosmic alignment (possibly marking the architect's birthday) whereby in late December the sun briefly shines through an upstairs window, slants through the full depth of the house and lights up our front door from inside. As Erich von Däniken was wont to say, "This proves it!"
15 December 2016 You read it here last! I finally got around to looking through Brave New Words: The Oxford Dictionary of Science Fiction (Oxford University Press 2007) edited by Jeff Prucher. Yes, I know it's a nonfiction Hugo winner and I should keep track of these things, but the acquisitive impulse and opportunity to buy didn't coincide until a copy turned up in Oxfam the other day. A happy surprise is that there are cites from myself and Ansible under various headwords: CoA, -con, Frankenstein complex (did I really write that sentence? Ah, it was in a parody), multiverse, science-fictional, skiffy, space-operatic, and maybe others that I missed. Also lots of friends' names – and mine too – in the list of OED SF Citations Project credits. The website for this project still exists but I suspect it's no longer being updated. "Condom" as shorthand for convention fandom, the one fannish term whose first citation there is from Ansible (though I'm sure that even in this sense it must be older), was not alas thought worthy of inclusion in Brave New Words. On the principle that egoboo (look it up) never comes too late, I emailed Peter Weston in case he didn't already know that his fannish memoir With Stars in My Eyes features in the very select bibliography of books about fandom. He was pleased. Teresa Nielsen Hayden probably has mixed feelings about the appearance of her Making Book in the same list, since the author credit is to her least favourite typo "Theresa Nielsen Hayden" and the name should be alphabetized under N, not H. The Plain People of Fandom: Bet you searched that list in vain for your own The Silence of the Langford, eh? Myself: I wasn't going to mention that, but since you raise the point, I was more than consoled by the three Langford books listed under "General Non-Fiction, Criticism, Essays". The same number as John Clute....
1 December 2016 Like a bowl of cold gruel or a miserable lump of coal in your Christmas stocking, the December Ansible marks the beginning of the official "Bah! Humbug!" season. This issue reports the launch of the Ansible Editions ebook of Yvonne Rousseau's delightfully ingenious The Murders at Hanging Rock – click on the cover image for more:
26 October 2016 Readers of Ansible will remember that the Hungarian magazine Galaktika has a history of naughtily publishing translated stories without permission or payment. I never got around to complaining – the queue seemed far too long – but a few days ago they contacted me with an apology and an offer of modest fees for two Langford stories published in 2007 and 2011. Payment duly arrived, and it turns out that my name appeared on both relevant covers. Here's one.
11 October 2016 The childish pleasure of discovering that the GIMP program I use for fiddling with ebook cover designs can do animated GIFs. Hence the following perversion of a 2002 Ansible cartoon by the late great D. West....
11 October 2016 It's rare for me to contribute guest posts to blogs – I never have enough time to keep all my own sites updated – but the Milford SF Writers' Conference made me an offer I didn't dare refuse. Hence a few reminiscences here.
3 October 2016 After the traditional delay occasioned by the fact that there is still a print edition (yes, Virginia) and the printers close at weekends, here in all its lack of splendour is Ansible 351.
26 September 2016 Two ebooks in a single month? This is madness. After the emotional upheaval of pushing through the sale of my mother's house to the point of actual exchange of contracts, I felt the need to distract myself with some soothing and even boring activity – which made me think at once of my 2009 collection of mouldy old computer magazine columns, The Limbo Files. Oh dear, I think I've just failed again in the subtle art of the Hard Sell.
11 September 2016 Blowing my own trumpet again ... as a change from what seems like years of work on Then (as below), I have at last prepared an Ansible Editions ebook of my sf novel The Space Eater. Meanwhile, as compensation for the withdrawal of the free ebook of the old, unexpanded Then – which seemed likely to cause general confusion – Rob Hansen's fanfiction The Reaffirmation now replaces Then on the TAFF site's free ebooks page. Note that this is a sequel of sorts to the legendary The Enchanted Duplicator (ebook available from the same page) and expects some knowledge of the original.
16 August 2016 At last I''ve received and can gloat over the first hardback proof of Rob Hansen's Then (see 10 August post below). Both hardback and trade paperback will be announced in the September Ansible, but early adopters can buy now through the official Then page and the Ansible Editions shop at Lulu.com.
10 August 2016 The first book edition of Then, Rob Hansen's history of science fiction fandom in the UK – much expanded and incorporating extensive new research since its long-ago fanzine incarnation – is on the brink of publication by Ansible Editions (where the book's official page is now up). Indeed it would be on sale even as I write, if I hadn't been persuaded to create a hardback version as well as the planned trade paperback. Soon, soon ...
1 August 2016 Well, this should have been posted on 1 August but comes later because things were complicated and I forgot. Ansible 349 reveals to a palpitating world that Ansible® is now a registered trade mark in the UK! Plus some perhaps less boring news on science fiction and the like.
21 July 2016 An unexpected freebie: Jonathan Coleclough's calligraphed UK SF/Fantasy Literary Map, made up from the names of writers in more or less appropriate locations. I'm hugely flattered to find myself plastered all over Reading.
22 June 2016 I'm finding the EU referendum both stressful and depressing. The Remain campaign has hardly scintillated, while Leave has been shameless in its use of demonstrable untruths and misleading figures which are never retracted no matter how often exposed. I'll be voting Remain because I believe it's the wiser option – and also because, if better and truer arguments on the other side should come along, there will always be another opportunity to make the irrevocable and possibly catastrophic decision to Leave. After a Leave victory, though, we won't be offered another chance to vote Remain.
17 June 2016 I hadn't really thought that anyone would notice my (involuntary) retirement as SFX magazine columnist; but #276 dated August 2016 just arrived, and right at the end of the letter pages ....
28 May 2016 Happy surprise in today's i newspaper: David Langford of Reading is listed as a winner of the recent Inquisitor crossword set by "Phi". I've won the traditional Inquisitor champagne prize (now prosecco, and henceforth chocolate) several times in the past, but had never before finished one of those extra-intimidating puzzles that start with an empty grid without numbers or bars. Or, in this case, any indication of answer lengths. It turned out to have a slightly science-fictional theme.
22 May 2016 Rob Hansen's THEN: A History of UK Science Fiction Fandom 1930-1980 – much revised, corrected and expanded from its original four-volume fanzine appearance – continues to progress towards an actual trade paperback. Today I added what I hope are the final 1970s photos of sensitive fannish faces to the POD working document. Just when it seemed to be finished, Terry Frost posted a New Worlds 9 (Spring 1951) ad for the 1951 "Festivention" that was too good not to squeeze in somewhere: see below. 2/6d admission! And lucky members got to see PROFESSIONAL CELEBRITIES! The current THEN is 428 pages long, without the yet-to-be-compiled index. Proof copies now awaited. I feel I've been working on this thing all my life. But of course all the real heavy lifting has been done by Rob Hansen.
22 April 2016 Another momentous day of destiny: SFX #274 (dated July 2016) has arrived and contains the very last of the long series of Langford columns published in every issue since the first, dated June 1995. Am I downhearted? Yes, actually, but I've tried to cheer myself up with an expanded ebook of the first collection of these columns (1995-2005): The SEX Column and Other Misprints, first published 2005. More SFX columns, from 2005 to 2009, appear along with much other material in Starcombing, and all the rest should be collected (with a few extras to make 100 items in all) as The Last SFX Visions, now in preparation. A leading small-press publisher has expressed interest....
1 April 2016 Guaranteed free of tiresome April Foolery, here's Ansible 345. Yes, the paragraph about my SFX column being terminated is all too true. I thought I was safe for a few issues beyond #274 since I have formal commissions for three more columns, but the ultimate decision from on high was: "Tough shit, and we laugh at your pathetic suggestion of a kill fee."
23 March 2016 Since people have asked, this is my provisional Manchester Eastercon schedule. Thursday: stay home in Reading. Friday: stay home in Reading. Saturday: stay home in Reading. Sunday: stay home in Reading. Monday: stay home in Reading.
19 March 2016 At last I've determinedly taken a little time off other projects (mainly the ever-demanding SF Encyclopedia and the first trade paperback edition of Rob Hansen's UK fan history THEN, much expanded from its original fanzine incarnation) to rejig another Langford backlist title into ebook form. This is the big retrospective critical collection from 2003, Up Through an Empty House of Stars, as below; contents list here. The Ansible Editions site originally announced this for April 2016, but I got all excited and brought it forward to March. Buy it now! Act without thinking!
27 February 2016 It hasn't been a good month, but I cheered myself up by improving that list of Josh Kirby Covers with many links to a new Josh Kirby Gallery (reusing some routines written for the SF Encyclopedia Picture Gallery in a simpler context). Good-quality scans of missing covers are welcome and will be credited.
1 February 2016 Here's this month's Ansible. It wasn't much fun to produce, I don't know exactly why. Maybe #350 later this year would be a good time to stop: that would take the count to 300 monthly issues without a break since the 1991 revival. Twenty-five bloody years!
23 January 2016 Another Great British Newspaper Headline to go down in history with the classic "Nudist Welfare Mans Model Wife Fell For The Chinese Hypnotist From The Co-op Bacon Factory" – from which, I now learn, the intended first word "Legless" was sadly cut for space reasons. Later: I've added a few more SFX columns to the vast online archive. Alas, the allowed word count shrinks with every redesign of the magazine, and it'll be a while before I can fill another book.
14 January 2016 Timeless sentiment from an old detective novel: "The crying need of this age is some means of protecting historic buildings from town councils." (R. Austin Freeman, The Mystery of Angelina Frood, 1924)
4 January 2016 Today, shyly peeping through the withered verbiage, comes the first Ansible of the year. Not without difficulties: after the usual slog into Reading town centre to get the paper edition printed, we found the one and only copy shop in a state of deep uncertainty about when the ailing photocopier would be cured of its New Year hangover. It seemed advisable to buy in some coloured paper and print Ansible at home: though braced for exorbitant costs on the order of £10 a ream at horrible old Ryman, I was taken aback by the actuality of six quid for 100 sheets (i.e. £30 per ream). Must invest in some emergency stock from an outlet with sane prices....
29 December 2015 Today a mystery parcel arrived, containing a bottle of Pinot Grigio and a box of Neapolitan chocs, both of the finest Marks & Spencer vintage. No indication of sender. Lots of thanks to whoever it was! [Later identified as my cousin Roger.] Further reading: Gilbert Adair's And Then There Was No One (2009), third of his "Evadne Mount" mysteries in the manner of Agatha Christie, or at least of her titles: the first two were The Act of Roger Murgatroyd and A Mysterious Affair of Style, both apparently more or less straight pastiche with crimes tackled by detective novelist Evadne Mount, who seems not a million miles distant from Christie's own fictional crime writer Ariadne Oliver. This third book gets all po-mo – which is indeed Adair's trademark – with Adair himself meeting Mount at a Sherlock Holmes festival in Meiringen, Switzerland (main tourist attraction the Reichenbach Falls). The event provides the opportunity for an inset Holmes pastiche, "The Giant Rat of Sumatra", before the inevitable murder. Literary gags and red herrings fly thick and fast; the story eventually heads determinedly up its own po-mo orifice. Quite fun actually.
25 December 2015 Merry Christmas (or seasonal festivity of your choice) to all. I hope 2016 will be less gruelling for me and Hazel than 2015. It's a long time since I posted any notes on books read. Anything relevant to the SF Encyclopedia tends to be stripped down to a bibliographic note, theme-entry example or correction of a John Clute misreading; although SFE house style is ruthlessly terse I've now written 477,000 words of the damned thing (passing Peter Nicholls's word count earlier this year despite his huge head start from many many entries in the 1979 and 1993 editions; I doubt I'll ever attain the two and a quarter million words by that man Clute). So, books. This fraught year has seen an awful lot of ebook comfort reading including a Kipling short-story binge, a dollop of Dickens, and – more embarrassingly – a survey of pretty well the entire canon of R. Austin Freeman's Dr Thorndyke medico-legal mysteries. (Spoiler warning: the ingenious vector for administration of arsenic in Freeman's 1928 As a Thief in the Night was picked up or perhaps independently invented by Terry Pratchett for Feet of Clay.) Some new discoveries: After Alice (2015) by Gregory Maguire of Wicked fame is yet another follow-up to Lewis Carroll, in which Alice's barely mentioned friend Ada follows her into Wonderland / Looking-Glass territory and has differently frustrating adventures leading to a revisionist finale. I liked the delayed-drop revelation of Ada's personal Jabberwock, but overall the story – though worthily written and even dealing in racial issues – seemed essentially unnecessary. Unknown Quantity: A Real and Imagined History of Algebra (2006) by John Derbyshire started with the handicap of not being by Ian Stewart or the late Martin Gardner – my favourite pop-maths writers – but won me over by telling a difficult story well, debunking dodgier bits of mathematical folklore (like Galois staying up all night inventing group theory before his fatal duel), and being agreeably lively throughout. Contrasting the Berlin and Göttingen styles of nineteenth-century German maths: "Weierstrass, of the Berlin school, could not blow his nose without offering a meticulous eight-page proof of the event's necessity. Riemann, on the other hand, threw out astonishing visions of functions roaming wildly over the complex plane, of curved spaces, and of self-intersecting surfaces, pausing occasionally to drop in a hurried proof when protocol demanded it." Coriolanus, the Chariot! (1978) by Alan G. Yates was a Novacon purchase from Brian Ameringen's Porcupine Books (whose final dealers' room appearance will apparently be at Novacon in 2016). The premise of far-future theatrical "plactors" who shapeshift into perfect representations of their roles seemed vaguely interesting, but rapidly moved into unpleasant territory. Once treated with the "ambiology" potion that permits shapeshifting, one can not only learn to do it oneself but may be remotely transformed by others who have sufficient will-power or whatever. The protagonist's first audition involves him being reshaped into a woman solely in order to be brutally raped. By and by he plays a nasty tyrant and throws himself into the part by committing an equally brutal rape. Offstage, with his will-power now boosted by such ordeals, he humiliates a unsympathetic instructor by causing him to grow such gigantic, muscular (yes) breasts that they burst through the fabric of this unfortunate's jerkin. Eventually, through further triumph of the will, our man breaks into the inner ring of dramaturges or "playtors" who run this nonsensically sadistic show, and it is indicated that he is no longer (if he ever was) a nice guy. All rather distasteful. A Sense of Reality (1963) by Graham Greene: a slim collection of four stories billed as more or less fantastic. The first and longest, "Under the Garden", looks back to a childhood memory of a secret place in the indicated location, inhabited by a vaguely Peake-ish or perhaps Ubu-ish grotesque; "A Meeting with Morin", whose narrator encounters the titular author of a once personally influential book, rather lost me in a Catholic haze of niceties of belief and unbelief; "Dream of a Strange Land" seems more irony than fantasy; "Discovery in the Woods" follows four apparently normal children a-blackberrying into a sad revelation that this is a post-holocaust landscape. An odd lot. The Annihilation Score (2015) by Charles Stross: in this latest Laundry tale of covert occult ops, our usual viewpoint character Bob is displaced by his partner Mo – her narrative voice being much the same – as the world continues to slide downhill to the Cthulhoid apocalypse coded CASE NIGHTMARE GREEN. The latest twist is that side effects of the increasing thaumaturgic noise level are generating assorted superhero figures who need to be bureaucratically contained. There is yet another finale in which a Dread Portal to Very Bad Things (this time around it's the King in Yellow) is unwisely opened in a more public place than ever before. Lively enough, but disbelief is frequently rather hard to keep suspended.
27 November 2015 The process of computer disaster recovery has been long and tortuous. Let's see whether I can update this page by the usual route....
19 November 2015 Two small items of good news are that I got safely home from Novacon and that the latest SF Encyclopedia site update took us past the once unthinkable milestone of five million words. Unfortunately the bad news happened in between: total failure of my main working computer and, until I've done a great deal of software reinstallation on the coming replacement, loss of access to my email archive and other tools of the trade. The usual email address is still working during the interregnum, but via a nasty web interface that makes it hard to keep track. Expect delays. I'll catch up eventually.
10 November 2015 Fun With Desktop Publishing, part 5,271,009. Like a good little small-press publisher I've been working on the latest instalment of Rob Hansen's expansion of his history of British fandom, covering the 1950s. No trouble with the Early 1950s and Mid-1950s chapters, but venturing too far into the Late 1950s invariably caused WordPerfect 12 to crash. I spent most of today researching this, gradually narrowing down the problem area (or one of the problem areas) to a single paragraph about the 1957 London Worldcon. Instant hangup whenever the text cursor entered this forbidden zone. Aha, I thought, the document is corrupt – I'll re-import the paragraph from clean HTML. The same thing happened. And again when I pasted it in directly as plain text. And even when I RETYPED IT FROM SCRATCH.... Apparently something to do with the particular combination of sf author/fan names which WordPerfect auto proofreading was trying to highlight as unrecognized words. Turned off auto proofreading and sanity was restored. I don't know when this enlarged edition of Rob Hansen's Then will become available. He still has the 1960s and 1970s sections to revise, but these probably need less work than the earlier parts (1930s-1950s) where research has unearthed so much more in the way of Astral Knowledge and True Facts.
16 October 2015 Writer on the Borderland, an October blog celebration of William Hope Hodgson and his heritage, took a strange turn today with a post plugging my tales of Dagon Smythe – that dauntless psychic investigator distantly inspired by Carnacki the Ghost-Finder. Time to turn on the Electric Pentacle and cower within as a terrible vengeful grunting begins to reverberate from the nameless Outer Spheres.... Also today, Martin Hoare took me down to Newport in his Great Big Red Van. By cunning texting en route I arranged for cousin Mark in South Wales to drop by – about 30 seconds after the van arrived – and help load it with all the remaining stuff from my mother's house that needed to come back to Reading. Two hours out, half an hour loading, two hours back again. Hazel was boggled by the swiftness of it all. I owe Martin many drinks, as usual. Next Wednesday, the professionals clear the rest of the furniture, with Hazel and I on guard to make sure they don't take brother Jon's piano. No idea what's supposed to happen to this in the long run: Jon doesn't want to part with it but the cost of shipping to Chicago doesn't bear thinking about. I hope this doesn't mean that Mark has to store it for the rest of his life ... his home in Pontypool is already bulging with Jon's other treasures from the Newport house. Anyway, this feels like progress. Or it would if the house buyer hadn't just dropped out and left the estate agents to start all over again.
15 August 2015 A worthy cause: "The EUVAT VATMOSS Campaign. Fundraising to attend a VITAL meeting". See the VATMOSS page at Ansible Editions for all too many background links. Including this: "Everything wrong with VATMOSS in one image".
14 July 2015 Another ebook (sorry, no POD edition this time) compiling mouldy old stuff from the Langford files – Don't Try This at Home: Selected Convention Reports. The cover photo shows nocturnal balloon activities at Loncon 3, the 2014 Worldcon. (This will never become any clearer.)
6 July 2015 Never expected to appear with brother Jon on a listicle of "44 real-life pop-culture siblings you (probably) didnt know were related": see 23-24. Thanks to Richard Bleiler for the link. Today, soon after passing 4.9 million words earlier this month, the SF Encyclopedia now has over 16,000 entries.
23 June 2015 What, another Langford book? I'm afraid so. Crosstalk: Interviews Conducted by David Langford started as a quick-and-dirty addition to this free ebooks page; but people on Facebook called quite insistently for a printed version, so I overhauled the text to Ansible Editions standards for a POD paperback (with a modestly priced ebook alternative). Now I need to concoct a replacement for the freebies page – perhaps a collection of my convention reports from fanzines of long ago. Or would that be too embarrassing?
16 June 2015 It is very nearly the end of an era. After strenuous and still not entirely complete efforts to clear out the contents, the Ancestral Langford Home in Newport (Gwent) is on the market.
27 May 2015 The latest addition to that Free Ebooks Page is THEN, Rob Hansen's history of UK SF fandom from the 1930s to the 1980s. A monumental work of research – especially in the earlier decades – running to nearly 177,000 words.
20 May 2015 I have a tiny bit in the io9 symposium (well, more of a listicle) "10 Utterly Brilliant Novels That Have One Fatal Flaw", posted on 7 May without my noticing until now. I see I've had some past mentions there, including "10 Paranoid Science Fiction Stories That Could Help You Survive" and (a nice plug for Ansible Editions) "There is no snarking about books like Algis Budrys snarking about books".
18 May 2015 As light relief from preparing various Langford ebooks for sale, I made up some fannish freebies by various hands for a Free Ebooks Page now added to the TransAtlantic Fan Fund site. The Langford report of my 1980 TAFF trip is included: over 37,000 words of babble first published in booklet form in 1985.
18 April 2015 Busy, busy, busy. Concerning the current Hugo Puppy unpleasantness, there's a box of links on the Ansible site – including a long sequence of pointers to Mike Glyer's comprehensive coverage at File 770 (Mike has a stronger stomach than I).
2 April 2015 As noted by guest cartoonist Steve Stiles, April's Ansible 333 marks the dread Number of the Domestic House Pet. This month's Ansible Editions ebook release from my long-suffering backlist is The Silence of the Langford:
23 March 2015 Adventures in Newport house clearance: Hazel has been packing vast quantities of glass, china and bric-a-brac for the charity shops. Pausing to pour herself some orange juice in a randomly chosen glass, she discovered by practical experiment that a long-lost Langford family heirloom had come to light. The dribble glass! We'd found the box it came in, but the thing itself looks entirely innocuous: a cut-glass design ("Made in France") concealing invisibly tiny slits that go right through. Now carefully labelled. Meanwhile, it seems there is no artefact from the cobwebbed depths of the garage that's too rusty or indescribably filthy to be eagerly claimed via Freecycle.
12 March 2015 Goodbye, Terry. Chris Priest wrote the Guardian piece; I don't feel like writing anything but must very soon deliver a column marking 20 years of SFX magazine. I'd forgotten that I reviewed the paperback Soul Music in the first issue. So many more books since then, but still not enough ... Later: a compendium of links in the SF Encyclopedia memorial post.
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SF Encyclopedia All Book Pages All Good Things: The Last SFX Visions *The Complete Critical Assembly *Crosstalk: Interviews Conducted by David Langford *Different Kinds of Darkness *Don't Try This at Home: Selected Convention Reports *He Do the Time Police in Different Voices *The Leaky Establishment *The Limbo Files *The SEX Column and Other Misprints *The Silence of the Langford *The Space Eater *Starcombing *Up Through an Empty House of Stars: Reviews and Essays 1980-2002
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